(And for those who need a visual, here is the topic of the conversation in all it's glory.)
This is how the rest of the conversation played out:
Me: "Well, actually, it's more of a mole-like thing, not a zit."
Boy: "Did you know that you could get it taken off?"
Me: "Yes, I've thought about that, but it would require surgery and that is kind of painful."
Boy: "It's not that bad, you just need anesthesia."
Me: "That would help a lot, but it is also very expensive." (referring to the surgery)
Boy: "I can get you some anesthesia for free. My dad's a _____________ and my mom's a ______________. I can get anesthesia anytime I want." (identifying information removed for obvious reasons)
Me: "That's very interesting."
Boy: "Sure I can hook you up, just let me know."
Me: "Thank you for the offer."
Boy: "See, I have had surgery and it wasn't bad, look at my scars." (shows me a few scars)
Me: "Wow, that must have been painful." (obviously not getting the point of this conversation yet)
Boy: "Nope, I didn't feel a thing, you just need good anesthesia."
At that point I had to get the kids down to the gym ... but it looks like I now have a friend in the anesthesia business!!!
Who knows, maybe I should have taken him up on his offer!!!