While I was cooking dinner after church today, the following conversation ensued:
Bert: So, do you like that blouse you're wearing?
Jenny: Uh, yeah, that's why I bought it. Why, don't you like it?
Bert: Well, it's okay, but I like your white blouse.
Jenny: I like my white blouse, too. But I'm not going to wear it everyday.
Bert: But it looks really good on you, it has a really nice cut.
Jenny: I'm not arguing with you about the blouse, that's why I wore it in the pictures we just had taken. But, I do need to wear other things ...
Bert: I know, but this blouse doesn't fit as nice,
Jenny: (quickly interrupting) ... "These are the things you don't say to your wife"
(A little background now) That is the title of a song by Christian Comedian Tim Hawkins. We just heard it for the first time the other day and I think it is appropriate to inject the Youtube video of it here, so you can get the full effect.
Continuing the conversation now:
Bert: You know, our relationship is built on honesty.
Jenny: Yes and being kind to one another.
Bert: I'm kind ... I complimented you on how well the white blouse looks.
Jenny: KIND of a jerk!
Yes, this is how we come home from church - Heaven Help Us!!!
But, dinner was yummy :)